> > Dear Abby:
> >
> > My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated
> on me from the beginning,
> > and when I confront him, he denies everything.
> What’s worse, everyone knows he
> > cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
> >
> > Also, since he lost his job four years ago, he
> hasn’t even looked for a new
> > one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around
> and bullshit with his pals,
> > while I have to work to pay the bills.
> >
> > Since our daughter went away to college, he
> doesn’t even pretend to like me
> > and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?
> >
> > Signed, Clueless
> >
> >
> > Dear Clueless:
> >
> > Grow up and dump him. For Pete’s sake, you don’t
> need him anymore. You’re a
> > United States senator from New York. Act like it!