Yesterday, I shoveled a record 38 heaping wheel barrows of cow poop in under 7 hours.
That would make me THE MAN.
And it’s probably why when the landlord wanted me to take down a handicap parrking sign, I ripped it out by the roots with my bare hands. I think I should be grunting and pounding my chest about now.
Re: You’re right.
Your “tactor” eh?
Whats that? I see the root word it “Tact”….probably why I don’t understand. 😀
Then again…I did have this evil though go through my head.
Teacher: Ken, can you use “Tactor” in a sentence?
Ken: Yes Mam. “My wife was making dinner and looked dead sexy so I tactor.”
Teacher: *Thud* (Faints)
Yes, I shouldn’t post after taking cold medicine. LOL
You’re right.
Most women want a prissy man too lazy or full of themselves to shovel one load of poop, let alone change a diaper or move some furniture.
I guess my wife is just lucky. So … you find any spouse prospects lately WITHOUT the mention of mucking stalls?
Oh, and when I get a farm, my wife will think my tactor is sexy. Life is good, my friend.
“Yesterday, I shoveled a record 38 heaping wheel barrows of cow poop in under 7 hours.”
I’m going to use this line to pick up girls.
I’ll let you know if it works or not.
Although I can probably predict the answer.