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Humor: Top Ten Games Of 2000

Top Ten Games of 2000by guest writer Steel BatesHere it is! According to renowned computer psychic Swami Hawnki Dori, we have by far the first “Best Games of 2000” list. This (next) year will show that comebacks and games built on earlier themes will...

Ode To The Cleaning Of A Keyboard

ODE TO THE CLEANING OF A KEYBOARD12` `11 “1`1`122232323W212W22222222222222222222333333333333333333334433333343W3WEWWE23QW2 1Q11QAQAWQSWQQ1WWQQQQ 2W3WWQSAqa566666565=]=1:40PM 4/9/981:40PM 4/9/981:40PM...

Twas The Night Before Star Wars

Twas the night before Star Warsand all through the flat,no one could sleep– not even the cat.The tickets were boughtfrom a scalper next dayto ensure we could seethat galaxy, far, far awayThe kids didn't want tobut right on the spotwe made them go peeif they...

Poem About The New York Central Terminal

{published in print and online by the Iron Island Preservation Society of Lovejoy, Inc.}ALWAYS THE LADYIn some past life, in 'twently-eight or 'twenty-nine,She came to us, a Queen to the East SideWith Art-Deco arches and patterns and spirit,The architects...

A Brief (pre-)history On Mars

A Brief (Pre-)History on MarsFrom ancient mythology to science fiction in the atomic age, Mars was unknown as little more than a red wanderer in the heavens of Earth. In the early electronic age, Man had taken no steps on Mars, save unmanned landers and crashed...

Poem To My Wife

A second lookFrumpy, fat, plain, old, brokenShe sees herselfMirrors don’t lieBut telling no truthThey are much more guiltyOf the more grievous sins of omissionA second lookMineSees her as such a precious thingIf she were as gentle I would tremble to touchFor fear that...