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OMG Bubba and Spam

OMG Bubba and Spam

Did someone replace me while I wasn't looking? I am at this moment eating gobs of potted meat product and sloshing it down with diet Bubba Cola. Other than that, I'm waiting to hear from my daughter. Will she take what I did as my problem or hers? Will she understand or make excuses? Waiting is always the harder part.

I feel heart-broken …

I slapped her. I actually smacked her in the face. Not quite back-of-the-hand. More like a couple of fingers while I was driving and she stepped over the edge and wouldn't stop. I haven't physically repremanded my daughter since the custody battle when she was 4 (apart from dragging her by the ear from throwing a tantrum in a store when she was too old to carry or drag), though many times she could have used it....

No bull … well actually, yes, bull.

This is the truth, and the animals involved shall remain nameless to protect the innocent. At the farm today, Deb asked me to take some photos of the cow calves with their camera. They were far out in the field, and I had been around them before, so I went through a gate and walked a few hundred feet out to them. As I looked at the camera, a couple of them rushed across the field for a moment. Apparently I startled...

My first Star Wars Birthday Party

My first Star Wars Birthday Party

Sure, I was 36 at the time ... it was just last Saturday, as I took a break from the WNY Gas & Steam Show in Alewxander, NY. If you haven't guessed, I'm the one the kids mistook for Obi-Wan Kenobi. There was a whole skit where I trained the 3-8-year-olds complicated things like swinging a lightsaber and which hand was right and which was left. Then they fared off against Anakin after he (she, the birthday...

Finally – Pics of the New Kitchen

Finally – Pics of the New Kitchen

Okay ... first, the color of the walls are a bright yellow, they call "Citrus" ... But I suspect that was a misprint. It should be more like ... Anyway, here are some pics. The first one shows the remanifestation of extreme fruit-hanging activity. I made the shelf with plate rail during the remodel and it turned out nicely, I think. This next one shows you how much different it now looks, not just because of the...

Quiz … the ultimate content substitute.

The Random Question Meme!An array of completely random questions about my friends!What is the most embarrassing thing you know about krissy_jhnsn?If I knew, I wouldn't tell :PWhat do you most envy about phenixred?She can get away with flirting better than me. Courage?Why is justinalfonso sneaking up behind you right now?To make a type-kill in Haloglittergirl4519 is in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. What...

A Poem

O sweet cruelty The intoxication of restraint Sometimes it is enough to want